Gross-o Pants.
You know these hideous things as “Gaucho” pants. Originally, gaucho pants were the fashion staple to women in the 60s. And unfortunately made a resurgence in 2005. These things are the biggest fans of the Wedgie. If you’re wearing anything, including granny panties or a thong, the whole world would know! They’d even be privy to a pre-screening of your derriere. How considerate of you (the wearer)! Where them on a first date, and your man will have dinner and a show once you get up from the table.
Hair Bands with Bows.
These things are all the rage right now. It’s as though the youth of America doesn’t already want to grow up and join the rest of the young adult world, but are now reverting back to childhood wear. What’s next? A binky on a string attached to your BEBE top?
Pastel Ugg-lies.
I am all for UGGs. I have had the same boots since freshman year of HIGH SCHOOL. But I was walking behind a girl today across campus and she had on pastel Uggs. I will admit, already, they are not the most fashion-forward designs. But, hello! they are soft, furry, warm and fuzzy. And you try walking through the city in zero degree weather in your Bear Paws or Skechers Ugg-wanna-bes and see how fast frost bite is nibbling at your insignificant pinky toe.
Kanye West Sunglasses.
Okay, seriously, WTF are these things? As if the obnoxious “rapper” doesn’t have enough things to do to try to be famous, he has to go ahead and wear this ridiculous pieces of plastic. They were all the rage at the boardwalks by me this summer, and all I wanted to do was spray water in the eyes of the wearer and be like “yeah, and I bet it doesn’t protect you against UV rays too… hello cataracts in 20 years!”
FUPA.
It’s almost like the Mom Jeans syndrome that occurs with older women. Why? Just what makes you think this looks good, or comfortable for that matter? Can’t you find some jeans that fit?
Stupidity Blows Out Your Mind Hair.
Just like Miley, this picture will send me off into a rant that will last from here until the Mayan’s 2012 apocalypse. Are you a 13 year old girl? Stop making the kissy face. Did you stick your finger in an electrical socket? Buy a brush, Walgreens has them on sale for $4.99. Are you going to the gym? Or were you working up a sweat holding you hands up to blow out your hair? And then the chin strap… gross.
Leg Warmers.
Are we back in the 80s with Richard Simmons in an exercise video? And worse… the girls who wear these over jeans! This just looks stupid. I’m sure you don’t need leg warmers in the middle of summer in Arizona.
Do Your Pants Sag Low?
This I never have understood. This cannot be comfortable for you. You’re 20 something years old and your pants are past your buns and being held on for dear life by that pathetic excuse for a faux-leather belt. In what respectable industry in the work environment are you allowed to dress like this? Buy a properly fitting pair of pants and an Italian leather belt and then maybe you’ll get an answer to those “hey bay-bay’s”.
Got any trends you hate?
